jokes page! (add your own)

[Aza]

and u felt the need to add that why?

[MagicAardvark]

Because I wasted 5 minutes reading them all.

I meant not one of the car jokes the rest were quite good.

[Gas]

Have you every heard the saying "cant say nothing nice, don't say nothing at all!"

[jamie]

whats better than winning the paraplegic 100m sprint?

having legs

whats better than winning the special olympics?

ICE CREAM(spoken in down syndrome voice)

how do you kill 25 flys?

hit an african in the face with a frying pan

knock knock
(whos there?)
not madeline mccann

just jokes i got told today at college.....

[vikkie]

whats better than winning the paraplegic 100m sprint?

having legs

whats better than winning the special olympics?

ICE CREAM(spoken in down syndrome voice)

how do you kill 25 flys?

hit an african in the face with a frying pan

knock knock
(whos there?)
not madeline mccann

just jokes i got told today at college.....

Trevors love song ..... jus cause u said about the ice cream

[clairecorsac]

You are in a car driving at a constant speed. To your left is a fire engine, in front is a galloping pig you cant overtake, behind is a hellicopter flyin at ground level and all are travellin at the same speed as you. what do you do to get out of this dangerous situation?

Get of the kids merry-go-round and act your age you big daft twat!!!

[joefiesta2009]

Tramp walks into posh jewellers,pulls his pants down and starts fingering his arse..
Shop assistant shouts get out you dirty bastard..
Tramp says make your fucking mind up and points to the sign in the window..
'COME INSIDE AND PICK YOUR RING IN COMFORT.'

[Vento_Ewan]

Homebase & B&Q are having a sale on Irish Garden Recliners.




The Future of Nursary Rhymes


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.


It's Raining, It's Pouring
Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming.

Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.


Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
And turned its wool to nylon.

[Vento_Ewan]

Free BBQ





Summer 2006 is almost here. To celebrate this many supermarket stores are giving away free barbecues to all that can go and collect them.

You can get a free BBQ from any of the following stores.


· ASDA

· Morrisons

· Costco

· Kwik Save

· Somerfield

· Aldi

· Sainsbury

· Tesco

· Iceland

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All BBQs come with a higher shelf which can be used for keeping things warm!

PLEASE NOTE: Some stores may charge a **************£1 administration fee. **********


If you wish to see a picture of this product please click the following link :- )

http://s866.photobucket.com/albums/ab22 ... nt=bbq.jpg